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Monday, May 9th, 2011
Spoilers for the first two episodes of this season of Doctor WhoCollapse )

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Friday, April 16th, 2010
Okay, so I saw this product in Target and couldn't stop giggling at it. The Perfect Brownie Pan set. It was on the endcap containing As Seen On TV products. Now one thing I love about Target is that they seem ashamed of their TV-Products display as it's always on the end caps that face more shelving and not the main aisles. This product tells me why and suddenly I found I WANTED to see the infomercial for it. It was bound to be HYSTERICAL.

After telling Mom about this miracle product I decided to YouTube it. The hilarity is here. I admit that I just really wanted to see the "Has this ever happened to you?" clips showing someone attempting to CUT BROWNIES. Because guess what? In all the times I've had or made brownies, it's NEVER happened to me, but then again I'm not a retarded monkey.

And the more amazing thing? This ad actually led to YouTube comments WORTH READING.

rosewaning Forget this, I've got a magic Brownie Spray that will keep your brownies from sticking to the pan! It works for cakes and cookies too! Just send me a check for $5.99 + shipping and handling.

chakatassassin When you are cutting your brownies, do you feel the need to give up, to throw your life away and become emo because your brownies stick to the pan? Does cutting brownies with a knife not appeal to you anymore? does the idea make you sick, and make you want to give up all hope in life? Well now, here's the perfect brownie! No more being a sadistic emo unhappy brownie maker, trying to get your brownies out with a knife about a week after they were baked. It's the solution! Order now for $19.99!

Zuxtron How to get the equivalent of this at home:
1: Rub some melted butter on the pan
2: Do not add cement to the brownie mix

Seriously, this is even better than the pasta pot that amazingly worked on both gas AND electric stoves. OMG!

EDIT: And the center pieces are the best ones anyway. Make a pan that makes ONLY center pieces and THEN we'll talk.

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13:08 - non spoilery PR comment
OMG. If you're like me and LOATHE Emilio on Project Runway, make sure to watch Tim's video commentary on episode 13 up on his official Facebook.

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Thursday, April 15th, 2010
Project Runway spoilersCollapse )

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Thursday, April 8th, 2010
Project Runway and Models of the Runway spoilersCollapse )

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Thursday, March 18th, 2010
17:52 - More HeartGold stuff.
To: Youngster Joey, Route 30, AGAIN

"My Rattata is different than other Rattatas. It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas"?? Are you HIGH? Stop calling stoned.

You suck,

PS - No, no it's not.

Also, Voltorb Coin Flip is ridiculously addictive. Already won enough for all the prize Pokemon and a high end TM, plus some. Level 7 is kind of a bitch though.

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Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
I got my copy of HeartGold today. Yes I am already playing obsessively.

To: Youngster Joey, Route 30

How did I forget how annoying you are? I know it's been a long time since I played Crystal, but seriously. I don't need you to call me all the time telling me what Pokemon you saw but didn't go and catch. Call me if you want a rematch, otherwise shut the hell up. I bet your parents were fucking thrilled when you left home on an adventure.

No Love,
Marisol and her Chikorita

PS - I will only be fighting you again in the future for the cash and the XP, not for the challenge, because you SUCK as a trainer. Just FYI

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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
Today, your moment of Epic Facepalm:

Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) on Republicans filling Ted Kennedy's seat: "Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys who drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?"

Yes. This was said..

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Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
I called my mother this morning, on her cell because there's a service outage in her area. When I started talking to her, she sounded a little off, and then she began saying something about wanting to wait until I got home from work to tell me.

And I knew.

Taylor had already tweeted earlier this week that Missy, our dog, was more lethargic than usual and had runny eyes. They took her to the vet this morning. The vet thought she was having a tooth infection again, but when moving her tongue to check, the vet found a significant cancerous mass under the tongue, and from the description of it, in the bottom of her mouth too. It was bad enough there wasn't anything the vet would be able to do, a mass that large in the mouth made excision impossible and possible treatments would be both expensive and painful.

Missy was put down this morning, before the cancer would get the chance to really make her suffer. Which is good, because she deserved to go easy. She was probably 14-16 years old.

Mom is more of a wreck than I think she'd thought she'd be. That dog worshipped my mother and Mom would talk about how annoying it could be to have an animal who wanted to be with you for everything you did during the day, but Mom did love Missy.

She'll be buried in the yard, hopefully in one of her favorite sunny spots (as we did with Beanifur and Paddiwak in the past).

I'm glad we got to make the last ten years of her life comfortable and fun, to make up for the abuse and neglect she had suffered early in her life.

I'll miss you Missy. You had no concept of the game fetch, you would attempt to eat anything that even resembled food, you would bring home the most disgusting and decayed animal parts from the woods with a grin on your silly puppy face, you could guilt-trip the hell out of anyone with a look, and if you were on a chase you completely forgot all the rules about coming when called, but all in all, you were a good dog. And I suppose that's the only epitaph a canine would really want. Good Girl.

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